Dear Dad,
I have a problem...I don't like one of the genes that you passed on to me. I know that it is too late to ask for a refund or for you to switch this particular gene out and exchange it with Mom's, but if you would like to donate to my "No grey hair" fund I would take that instead. It was very scary (and disheartening) to look in the mirror last night and notice that there are more grey hairs on my head now then there were when I refreshed the color in February! There are now some grey "patches" that include some really wiry, wild pieces. This is not the kind of gene that I wanted, nor signed up for from you. I am not quite 30 yet and while I do have 3 children I wasn't wanting to start going grey until, well, at least 80! I guess I can only hope that they (those pesky grey hairs) look as distinguished on me as they do on you.
Don't worry I won't hold this against you, I love you anyway!
Love your most favorite oldest daughter,
Shannon
This is funny!
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